Today was my first day back at school. I think I am going to like it this semester SO much more than last semester. My first class is government. It starts at 9:30. One boy came in late and my professor started talking about arithmetic and triangles. He then asked the boy to make sure he was there for college algebra. Embarrassed that he walked into the wrong class, the boy started to leave until we all said no... he was just kidding. Then a few minutes later a girl walked in. My professor then proceeded to speak nothing but spanish to us about who knows what. He then asked the girl if she was there for Spanish 1. Again, the girl was so embarrassed and started to leave until we all had to tell her that he was joking again. He was the funniest. I think I am actually going to love that class. My A&P II class is going to be so much better than last semester and my A&P II Lab got cancelled today and that is about how my school day went. Short and sweet.
Tonight me and mom went to CPR class. Oh gosh, 3 and half hours in "school" with my mother.
Of course she was the most embarrassing one in the entire class. The lady told us we didn't have to put our mouths on the dirty dummies and what is the first thing she did? Put her mouth on it. She broke the head off of her dummy numerous times. She was the only one to go answer a phone call. She was the only one to get up in the middle of the video and use the restroom. More importantly, she cheated off of me on the final test and she missed one question and I made a one hundred. She is retarded. End of story.
Finally, you all know how good she is with music. Well, the song "Sweet Child 'O mine" by Gun's and Rose's comes on and mom yells "Steven Tyler" If any of you have sense at all you will know that Steven Tyler is the lead singer of Aerosmith. Again, End of Story.
Gotta love my momma.
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